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Plunderbirds International fuckue, solving Global problems that they created.

In the UK Cyber security myth justify’s domestic spying and controll of the internet.

Hello menial tasks welcome to the fkn newz Im adequatley dressed here are the headlies tonight….

The Credit crunch , swine flu , nuclear proliferation , terrorism, piracy, copyright theft, sex trafficing, illegal drugs, climate change the energy crisis…The people of earth face a long list of scary global problems any one of which could lead to hours of pointless news programing, and overblown headlies. Never before have the people of earth faced such an overwhelming litany of scaremongering pish, dreamt up by a few wealthy banking families to frighten you into the arms of global institutions owned and controlled by them and their cousins. But now salvation is at hand in the shape of..Plunderbirds International fuckyou.. a top secret high-tech emergency rescue team of puppets, ready to fuk the world at a moments notice er sorry that should be save the world. . Here is Their leader Obama puppet explaining their mission…The world today faces many made up problems and exaggerated emergencies created by my masters er i mean chaos and the forces of evil, Who will save a few of the 6.8 billion humans on earth from these imaginary dangers, whilst making a vast profit and tightening their grip on all important resources on earth..Plunderbirds will, from our secret base somewhere in the intellignece and banking industry, interntaional fuckyou will get your country into vast debt, bomb your civilians, occupy your oil rich state, depose your uncooperative leaders, invent terrorist groups, support your unnelected economic slavewhippers, ignore tyrrany, assasinate dissidents and claim they were a threat to national security…all this and more to ensure the wealth and safety of a few at the expense of the many. Our team of heroic action heroes included Brains bernanke , clever enough to imagine money out of thin air, Lady privilegednazi (the queen) still controlling a vast horde of peasants with sexual juices from her beef curtains, Each of the Plunderbirds machines and pilots fills aspecial mission role, plunderbird 1 can appeear anywhere on TV in a couple of hours quickly filling your minds with disinformation and irrelevant factoids, pluunderbird 2 able to secretly carry huge cargos of drugs anywhere in the world to fund our secret government .
So rest easy people of earth , we created your troubles and we can solve them , whereever there is a crisis, wherever there is oppression, whereever we created a problem , whereever you are reacting, we have the solution, Plunderbirds International Fuk you …

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has denied allegations that he couldnt pay prostitutes to attended parties at his official residencies and have sex with him. In an interview with some cheesy gossip rag, the 72-year-old leader insisted he could easily afford to pay for sex, and that as super rich , powerful leader of his country , finding some teenage actress to touch his wrinkly flaccid body would be no probblem. Mr Berlusconi’s personal life has been under close public scrutiny since his wife filed for divorce last month claiming he didnt chase after young women, failed to use his wealth or influence for his own sexual gratification and had never courted young women with gifts in the hope of getting some action… Many of Berlosconis supporters say they wouldnt have voted for him at the last election if theyd known he was the kind of man not to take advantage of his position and bed a few peasant girls . Here he is on Italian TV refuting the allegations..I hava loadsof a maney and I am topa man ina italy , I owna tv radio and a newspapers , I hava run da governement on anda of fora 20 yrs and a am very angry thata anybody coulda think thata old rich man couldnt get the pants offa some starlet widda big bunch ofa maney , whata kindof world do they think we live in…achidenti..

War , crisis and confrontation rage acros the middle east , At least 43 people have died in missile strikes by a US drone aircraft in a militant stronghold of Pakistan, Nearly 70 people have been killed by a bomb blast in the eastern Sadr City area of Baghdad, In a recent bombing error in afghnistan The US admitted that at least 26 people were killed, human rights groups say the toll was more than 100. As the US bolsters its troop presence in Afghanistan and Pakistan continues its offensive against the Taliban in the north-west, US tropps prepare to pull out of Iraq leaving an estimated death toll of over a million civilians since the start of the war… we asked a cross section of old you tube videos if they really gave a fuk about dead brown people in countries far away, caused by the fraudualent policies of their own corrupt government.. ins video
we asked those who respondent with no how they managed to be indiffernet inhuman fukkers and still keep theire friends and dignity…ins video

moron that story later

Britons face a growing online threat from criminals in government er I mean , terrorists and police states er rouge states , according to the UK’s first cyber security strategy. Launching the strategy, cyber security minister Lord West didnt say: “: “We pretend terrorists use the internet for radicalisation and things like that at the moment, but really we just want an excuse to cut people off from the only mass media for freedom of expression there is. So were pedalling the fear that they (imaginary terrorists) will move down the path of cyber attacks. going on not to say the government needs to bolster its defences against the growing threat of freedom of speech on the internet, tho to be honest at the moment the internet is full of delusional conspiracy theorists rabbiting on about satan and the illuminati, once we really start turning the screw, and were shipping peoples children of to die in fake wars we created to prop up the economy , theyll really have something to bitch about., So Our cyber security strategy uses broad, undefined terms that create panic among the public and a demand for further government powers. a new Cyber Security Operations Centre (CSOC) based at GCHQ will bring people together from across government and from outside to get a better handle on cyber security issues and work out how to better opress the country, providing lies and misinformation about whatever we like.

thanks now the weather
rich powerfull people will continue to own your ass for some time to come
any attemtp at changing the staus quo will be violently resisted and may cause you death or injury..have nice weekend