I AM THE NWO

I am the NWO living off the backs of others fucking the planet over for a buck
You are the NWO manifesting your desire to be ruled like gimps and kept like pets
The pope is not a lying nazi scum bag propping up global mediaeval voodoo
In the UK all politicians are greedy thieving pigs with there snouts in the trough

Hello Magical beans welcome to the fkn news Im co dependent here are the head lies tonight…

Who is the NWO where are they, what are they doing, who are they doing it too and whose helping..Shit it turns out it s me , Im the now, my diet of supermarket shopping , my lifestyle of electricity and internal combustion, my phone bill , my cheap clothes from the far east , my salads flown across the world from 3rd world countries , my tea, my coffee , my internet connection allowing me to whinge about surveillance and oppression, while I drink a cup of peasants in the field, spread my unsustainable cash crop jam, on my giant wheat farm bread, Yes its me , here I am fucking up the atmosphere with my poison spewing earth trashing electricity , here’s me in my cancer spreading chemtrail device, here’s my “ensure the tyranny of economic slaves in china laptop”. Here’s my NWO membership card , welcome at millions of slavery outlets all over earth..Yes I am the NWO my power and influence extends over the earth like a sick shadow darkening the lives of all it touches and blighting the glory of existence that was a human birthright ..Im sick of hearing about the NWO and its many guises , its satanic , its communist , its capitalist, its eugenic, its alien , its gonna get you , gonna take away your freedom and you way of life, your freedom to pay your bills, a way of life dependant on the suffering of others , You are the NWO and all the people who think if JFK were president again every thing would be great .he was so good and handsome..If only we had better masters er leaders , we could all relax and go back to shopping and watching sport on TV You are the NWO, your lack of self sufficiency is the NWO, your religion, your country, your money , your trainers , the last burger you ate , the last coke you drank petrol diesel , air conditioning , magazines and newspapers, were all the NWO order baby and if you don’t like it go get a teepee and start living in the outdoors, bread is the NWO, bread you dint bake , bread you dint make , bread you didn’t grow , your garbage is the NWO, garbage you don’t dispose off , take a look next time its collected,you’ll see your keepers come to clean out your cage Oh the NWO is a new evil separate from my disgusting lifestyle of consumerism and exploitation of others , Oh the NWO is something to fear and resist with guns and bumpers stickers , lets wake the sheeple up and march to sodom demanding change…for our benefit..we want better lives…er and stuff…we want more freedom to er jet ski and ..we want jobs and houses and er …electricity bills and cars er and ..er…..freedom for us but back to the fields for those coffee picking peasants and back to the factories for the chinese slaves and back down the mines for those russian children ..cos we want to be free , we want to have a good time , and we wanna get loaded and we wanna have a party ..party so hey baby lets go …..I just had the weirdest dream

The Holy Poop of Rome is on a tour of the middle east to see for himself the oppression of one bunch of humans by another bunch of humans in the name of god..There has been controversy over his visit with some Israelis questioning the popes credentials as a murdering lying scum bag promoting voodoo mumbo jumbo to poorly educated peasant populations and their children. Some Israelis did not say “ The Poop cant teach us anything about murder, lies , torture or the maltreatment of an entire people, we are the shiznit when it comes to that , just look at our record with the sand peasants of palestine , we be killing them , locking them up bombing their women and children and our gods really down with it , I mean he loves it big time , and our god would go further if it wasn’t for the namby pampy liberal media pointing out what a bunch of murdering evil fucks we are, the Poop cant touch this The Poops staff released a strongly worded statement defending his spiritual qualifications not saying “The pope is on evil mutha fukka, he is the head of an organisation that has killed so many humans we losta count, we have suppressed h and exploited humanity for over a thousand years and just because the jews have been going longer than us doesn’t mean anything , Our record of deception, torture, child rape and genocide speaks for its self and we will not let some piss ant religion with only a few million followers lecture us about evil…sure the Pope wasn’t a volunteer in the hitler youth, he was pressed into service but that does not diminish his enthusiasm for its credo.”be like us or suffer eternally “ to this day the pope is spreading the message of fascism and tyranny , anyone not like us , who doesn’t believe what we believe is evil and deserves all the suffering our blessed mumbo god can inflict upon them amen…. The Poop will conduct a Mass at Nazareth on his tour where he is expected to piss on the Israelis and palestinians and do shit for peace ..er I mean bless the palestinians and Israelis and wish for peace

In The UK the national media has embarked on a campaign to find some one who didn’t already know our MP’s were greedy piggy nosed trough snorting bastards , up to their necks in sleaze and only in it for what they can get ..the search came after the publishing of MP’s expense claims provoked no public anger, no large scale demostrations, nothing much at all, in fact no one was surprised and no ones opinion of politicians was altered by the revelation that they are thieving slime with their fingers in the till..The prime minister has called for urgent action to seek out someone in the country who didn’t already know what a bunch of trough snorting fat cat wankers our mp’s are, not saying …Uh it is a source of great shame and embarrassment to us that none of you are shocked by our filthy greedy lying robbing behaviour, couldn’t some of you pretend to be shocked just to put a veneer of respectability on our pretence that this is a terrible shock, would some of you please complain that your opinion of politicians has been terribly affected and that only some radical shake up will restore your faith in us …er then we can go back to being piggy trough snorting fkrs but hiding it from you so as to keep up the illusion you think were respectable in any way at all…

Thanks now the weather
delusional mass masturbation will continue for some time untill practical reality imposes undeniable consequences upon the current life forms of earth.reality adjustement spreading in fromn the west with a chance of epiphany but only for a few..have a nice weekend

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