TV viewers in the UK have been treated to a rite old orgy of suggestive sexual depravity ,what with the latest gnews regarding the Baby P(pea)(pee) case.
Anyways lets talk child rape. Come on , lets ALL think about itMMMMM, I`m thinking….I`m watching, I`m thinking,you`re making me think about it! Why am I watching? ..is it something to do with being locked in cupboard or something?..no?…erm er….ok I give up.
Just kidding. CHILD RAPE, oh yes I see, its like when you …..well ok,… how about let us expect,nay demand that megascreen 3d virtual scenarios be utilised to explore what exactly is going on. They(ITVBBC) might as flamin` well. I do wonder at the whole purpose of this vile broadcast and the repeated terms used regarding this obvious abomination. Please feel quite free to enlighten me. The only purpose seems to me is to make visible in our minds the extraordinary practice. Why?
Anyways, I`m now sporting a blindfold when I bath my 6 year old son , I only want to comply with current trends, everyone knows that the image and exquisite form of a naked child is strictly forbidden
However, I had a recent experience in the mixed shower at a local pool whereby a girl of 8 or so was eyeing (with her eyes,I could see them move,before I`m accused of fantasising) my slight bod.
Now ,as a sexual(amongst many other things) and curious being, what does that make her? And what was she thinking?
Well anyways as long its all legal …..no criminal thought on her part you understand.
As body guru go wank and fioana bruce would say,erm don`t fuck babies.
