CAUTION: Inter-dimensional Flux-Capacitor Melt-down Imminent*
The Luciferous Luciferian Lexicon’s Word-of-the-Day:
Earth (n)
1. exact center of Sky-Guy’s forever system and His 6,000 year-old illusory universe and an well-known experimental proving ground for the evaluation of unique disposal methodologies for corpses of useless bipeds.
2 legendary (fictional) temporal lunatic asylum for processing of sky-god’s universal morons. Has also been claimed to conclusively prove (with empirical direct experiential evidence), that once again, happy ever after in fact never was and never will be.
3. insignificant elemental gravitational amalgam of compressed molten nova debris with fractal crusting, surface pooling of (mostly) liquid dihydrogen monoxide saline, and with topical super-saturation of biochemical infestations and temporal products of metabolic negative entropy falling around a minor star on the fringes of a minor galaxy over and over again nowhere in a vacuum.
4 a computational device designed to discover what is the question whose answer provides the solution to the meaning of “Life, the Universe, and Everything”. Designed and created by its immediate predecessor processor, named “Deep Thought”, which had determined the answer to be (is) 42 but had not defined (found, learned) the question.
5 the penultimate exemplar of “holy-moly yee-haw voo-doo doo-doo goo-goo hoo-hoo woo-woo -iest” omni-voracious, mutant, cannibalistic, militant freak-show planet of the profane loitering in the fleeting shadows of desire haunting the sacrificial fringes of consciousness in denial of reality in the extra-dimensional Multiverses of hyperwarped Spacetime,
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Belief is just the beginning.
yet, disbelief is magically restored in the end.
And, so they all prayed in unison: Let us prey
Here you are Darling, Ass, it’s what’s for dinner.
* For entertainment purposes ONLY. Not to be taken eternally. Apologies and condolences are hereby extended by management, your benevolent overlords, to those not sufficiently offended – yet.
