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EUROPES FAILED REVOLUTIONS BORE MILLIONS
The G 20 falls short on promise of delivering total pandemonium and chaos to armchair internet activists

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Needless to say this years G20 summit was an unexceptional bore. Asides from a few smashed windows, benign instances of police brutality and classic anarchist provocateuring, the protest failed to deliver the battle for Seattle calibre mayhem as promised by mainstream media weeks prior. Thus fadsmashers is protesting the failed escalation of events to a point which might have been entertaining, and insists that the next time people unite in a disorganized fashion to rebel against the powers that be, that they commit themselves solely towards senseless acts of violence and aggression that will antagonize the police and yield a display of civilized oppression with higher shock value.

The ‘front’lines

It may have been a surreal experience for those on the ground, oscillating to the rhythms of their African drums under the trance of their sweet leaf, dressed defiantly and frolicking with whimsy in the smoked filled streets, as socialists followed alongside chanting what seemed to be progressive slogans calling for change… because they needed bus fare to get home.

…To the online sensation seeker however, this masquerade was an uneventful yawn inducing disappointment. I like many others was excited about the exaggerated predictions of exponentially intensifying chaos at this years G20 summit. It was a plausible and likely scenario, some went so far to circulate fears of Marshall Law being implemented in Britain and a contagious resistance that would spread across Europe, now that would be a show to see!!! DON’T WORRY!!! This film will be released in the near future, but for now infantile forms of flower child resistance will have to suffice. The predictions for unmanageable chaos at the G20 summit came in light of consumers deteriorating financial situations throughout the contrived recession of the now globalized fake economy. It was mainly lead by socialists demanding more jobs they will be depreciated in. Alongside them were a barrage of other groups demanding  (begging) to be heard, one of these groups were the hipsters, which are the primary topic of this smash. But more generally it was expected that this diverse array of protesters (ranging from those who pleaded 9/11 truth , womens rights, animal rights, environmentalists to those wanting the world to take notice of muslim the holocaust as epitomized in Palestine), would come together like a clenched fist and pound big brother one loving smash at a time deep into the sands of herstory.

Unsurprisingly however… the EXACT opposite occurred! The world was dealt a colossal fuck you, wrapped in promises of hope and freedumb.

Had things went as planned (a poorly organized militant overthrow of the global banking syndicate that replaced the current monetary system with a fresh one to be corrupted)  it would have been lot more interesting and perhaps more entertaining then watching “failblog” or kicked in the nuts videos on youtube and leaving trolling comments under aliases… but really it wasnt.

Old World Order revised

The “New World Order” has in many circles possessed a negative connotation due to its inherent ugliness. For the majority of the population however, who has thier eyes stapled shut, ears tied to one another, and thier mouths full of shit, standing in a row waiting to get shot… well they will be hearing a different story.  The New World Order concept (another front in itself which attempts to diffuse attention away from the specific criminals that run the show)  is being transformed into a heroic mainstream talking point. Get ready for a global movement the world has never seen, and get ready for a brainwashed zombie resistance that will make Iraq look like peanuts baby! A once dormant and docile lot of consuming capitalist clones, now have a purpose… They have a single mission now (a simple solution) to defend. A New World Order, a living global body governed by a diseased brain, networked to the tits; a manipulable monocultural mindfk. At the complete whim of this malignantly diseased concentration of elitist assholes who have no concern for their host. But we are their host, we are the body, that string of ants that form a bridge so that these conniving cunts can prance on by. WHOA!!!! TOO SERIOUS!!!!

We need order, we need it to be global, and this entails a dimantling of the patriarch, and disintegration of the notion that has carried us to such amazing hieghts of self destructive knowledge. Not simply creating a global currency reserve. We want a new world order but one that is free from disease.

Over the past few years people have been desensitized to the idea of the world being completley hijacked by a shadowy terrorist cell, and I dont mean Al CIAda. The greatest discrepancy in wealth the world has ever seen continues to reflect of the success of a plan first mentioned as George Bush Senior two decades ago.  That is, ” A New World Order” The G20 countries collectively comprise 85% of the worlds GDP, and essentially are the ‘world’ in the NWO acronym. The purpose of the G20 conference was to find a way to maintain the status quo, both internationally, and within nations, as it always is.

The global establishment has displayed at worst its capacity to be completely corrupted by monetary means evidenced in their complacency on Israeli, British and American war crimes, labor laws, criminal private banking, privatized industry siphoning wealth from the 3rd world and oppressive world trade regulations, and good old eugenics! At best it  is an indication of this unelected cabals complete incompetency in running the world from behind the scenes like good shadowy elites would, but they had to let their greed get the best of them. One would expect that all of these blatant injustices  and murderous atrocities for profit, as well as knowledge of government complicity in global ‘terror’ operations (like 9/11) that people may be a little upset, and maybe even engage in some meaningful form of resistance that sought to actually restore justice and not beg for it. Nope! But such is the result of this generations gross exercise of freeDUMB, and complete lack of interest in freedom or the mental benefits thereof.

The G20 spectacle more closely resembled Woodstock 1999, minus the bad music and limp biscuit induced violence; rather a bunch of conditioned pacifists testing the limits of their allotted freedumb set themselves up (yet again) to act surprised that they were beaten by the police for exercising rights that they were reminded yet again, aren’t secured by ‘trippy shit’, and  “cool” subcultural mannerisms. Doing whatever they could not to feel guilty of committing the sin of ‘non-peaceful protest’, even if that entailed thousands cowering under a dozen pesky police batons that any  mobilized crowd could brush off like the crumbs on the table… if they knew what they were fighting for.

The pacified hipsters fail to realize their true motive for partaking in these poorly orchestrated acts of defiance, that they primarily sought a sense of community; a diffusion of responsibility only found in hysterical morally charged crowds. The hippies blissfully aligned themselves on the fault lines of the system, seeking safety in their powerful numbers, only to have their good will met by opportunistic zio-fascist mercenaries looking to put their tools of oppression to work. Making the world a better place was an incidental motive, and secondary to having a good time for many of these aging young rebels… and mostly just experiencing the vitality of passion… Perhaps its because no one knows how to transcend a better world exactly, or how to break the vicious dog eat dog cycle whilst trying to get paid… perhaps people actually have to at some point RESIST.

But convinced that this was the only justified means of resistance, and said to be under constant threat of that eye and the sky that would dismantle any organized attempt to undermine the system, the hippies decided to dance instead…

Cynicism aside, one fine day in London metro, a group of 35,000 people conglomerated to celebrate their plight into a one world zio-fascist government and erect a small scale model of what the world could be, that is:

A BOMB ASS PARTY!!!

The protest was successful in that it sent a clear message to the people being served and protected by the police that there are a lot of cool outspoken people out there, who listen to good music, can dance well, eat exotic foods, and just look really cool… should the corrupt puppet leaders who pretend to run the countries they represent not heed this warning, the protesters have pledged to come back for a more intense beating by batons while accomplishing nothing next year!

No activist niche was left hollow at this year’s summit. The inconsistent mass of pickets easily exhausted the range of causes one could give their lives meaning through fightin for… This schizophrenic mileau of radical ideas was a success in promoting solidarity amongst the lower social classes. Protester demands were as schizophrenic as they were psychedelic, a platter of indignation ranging from ‘abolishing money’ to the more grounded ‘free Palestine’, and Trotskyesque labor movers demanding pampered enslavement. The political spectrum was fully represented as libertarians, liberals, socialists, communists, and constitutionalists, all broke out onto the scene to shout in discord at a deaf and unaccountable people who wrote the story.

The revolution is fucking StyliN yo!!!

What 21st century insurrection looks like:
 insurgency or Halloween???

Unfortunately the results of the G20 could not have been further from what the protesters wanted with ziovisions headlines officiating the “New World Order” (the next day!) as a good thing, and a promise to indebt more countries via the IMF’s loving hand. Is it possible for a mass of bored as fuck Obamanites to be tricked into embracing something so blatantly iniquitous, as a One World Government? YOU BET YO THRIFTY ASS!!!

‘YES WE CAN’ SHILLS HIJACK PROTEST?
The Obama show was represented by a group distributing signs with the slogan “yes we can”, for people who desired to unknowingly cheer on the police… Fair enough. The yes we can bullshit was likely used to hijack the protest with the watered down boot licking go nowhere but up the pipe liberalism, that the mainstream media has convinced people is revolutionary socialism and as such, a sufficient mode for advancing the proverbial ‘change’ and yatta yatta yatta. For those who couldn’t come up with their own sweeping tagline that supplemented critical thought with unfounded optimism, its safe to say that the Obama show made itself readily available.

About the people allowed to run amuck in the city and incite violent riots

MORE HIGHLIGHTS!!!!

PEACEFUL PROTEST (fashion contest)

Peaceful protestors had the nerve to act surprised that the police (conscripted to protect the rich) would use violence to remove them from the London streets, and cursed and shouted at the police as if using peaceful protest hadn’t been rendered obsolete 10 years ago… Unfortunately, for many this reality check came by way of brute force. Once protesters got a little to unmanageable, (i.e.holding hands and singing Beatles tunes etc,) the police were cued into action. This years riot cop was sporting the highly visible and misleadingly pleasant color of yellow, perhaps to indicate how they cower from embracing the authentic aspect of their being, and would sooner whip their dicks at people to feel superior. I wouldn’t expect anything less from these treasonous closet sadists, with their dickhead hats and curious George outfits. Fuck you and everything you represent.

That felt great.

How they got people ready

Pre-conditioning people for the Summer of rage: European alcohol advertisement 2008

The digital revolution

People were able to track the action via Twitter, facebook and other oppressive apparati of the ‘New World Order’

There were few photo opportunities this time around for aspiring renegade journalists wanting to make a name for themselves in the booming indy news industry. The few anarchists who surfaced, had followings of independent paparazzi who encouraged them to engage in deviant behavior so to have something newsworthy to report in America. Clearly, hurling objects at stationary lifeless buildings is dealing the zionuts the deathblow, by them having to pay someone minimum wage to clean it up. Oh so harsh guy…. that will clearly set trillion dollar banksters back a big one! Yes indeed, the staged displays of defiance also play a role in stimulating the economy, kind of like blowing up countries and then issuing no bid contracts to your friends corporations to rebuild… but I digress.

Photo ops like these show people engaging in reckless behaviour to the avail of a crowd of 50 people who are ALL also taking pictures that they likely immediately uploaded to flicker via their cell phones, in between letting their friends know about the experience on big brothers TwitFace.

Anarchist provide premise for janitorial job creation

FADSMASHERS PROTEST  EVALUATION

NWO CHALLENGERS, BY DEFAULT, DEMAND NEW WORLD CHAOS?

The IMF and World Bank are centralized lending institutions that erode national sovereignty in affected countries, enchain their taxbase to interest on these loans which ultimately  creates poverty, civil war and complete reliance on the increasingly dehumanized global monetary system. In addition to all of the conditions of these loans, which typically require an outflow of resource wealth by way of inappropriate trade and labour regulations. While people hoisted banners outside saying “yes we can” their superman helped negotiate another 1 trillion to be injected into the international scheme that seeks to indebt countries already taken in by this approach, as well as new European victims. An additional food for thought is that the money being pledged to the IMF to lend (instead of lending it themselves) never existed, and was simply wisped into thin air by affiliate countries, on the promise that you and your fellow easily satisfied brethren wouldn’t rebel. You and your commitment to not living for anything other then yourself is derivative #1, economic prosperity is affected by a countries revolution index.

The leaders that met for the G 20 summit weren’t obliged to make mention of the protests outside they have grown accustomed to ignoring, much less even address any of their compounding concerns. To them and their guards the protesters are ‘nature’, and thus an inconvenience to be taken advantage of. They know the crowd controls itself with personal myths such as “Ghandi’s Pacifist overthrow of the British imperialists”, that revolution is terrorism… etc.

The attendees of the G20, and the local London business class were severly inconvenienced by the disgruntled citizenry, in that they were told by the police not to dress like deindividuated self important assholes for the duration of the protests so not to be harassed by planted anarchist operatives? Its beyond me too.

Longwinded mega-rant on everything

It should first be noted that similar to the American style banker socialism that has indebted the US to the tune of 12.3 trillion, fear mongering was the primary tool used to necessitate the G20 needing to devise its own global banking scheme. Mainstream media insisted that if the global puppet leaders didn’t find a way to stimulate the fake economy, humanity would be doomed to a great depression, the moon would crash into the earth and we would all suffer drawn out painful deaths… So they needed to find a way to get people into debt again, but not in an overt fearmongering kind of way… The elite realized that the best enemy was a vague series of concepts that couldn’t be comprehended by the average university graduate much less a layperson. Granted protesting the overarching financial system is a more refined subject of protest then protesting a wing of the political spectrum contained within it, but people have yet again uncritically accepted the ‘bankers’ narrative without much further inquiry. Yes these people by and large are the asshole of our problems, but one must look at the media, the government, the special interest lobbyists who help coordinate the whole geopolitical calamities, and the law enforcement that protects them. If we follow the money end up at an inevitable conclusion, that the world is run by well coordinated Zion-post-neo-conservative cabals who own the corporations, banks and politicians, police, the so called “3rd world” and increasingly Palestine. BEFORE YOU WALK AWAY!!! NO this website isn’t some spring board for anti-Semitism or sophisticate gateway to fascism,  communism or any ism, this website is written by a biracial black/white man who comprehendes and empathizes with the adversity of racialism and prejudice, in addition to working in the social services sector. So now that we have debunked me as being a hate filled terrorist who is simply looking for a scapegoat to project that which I  hate in myself.. we can proceed. It is not so much a criticism of zionut merits, they have been able to accumulate a lot of power throughout history by way of exclusion, greed and frugality, like any gang or deviants of any given culture, religious background or ethnicity. And its not in their ability to get power that should be detested, so much as their lack of responsibility when in possession of it… So the point is not to blame these groups whose far reaching influence becomes more obvious by the day, rather, to hold them accountable, to say “enough market manipulation, enough indoctrination and false education, enough trying to convince us that the third world is our playground and that Palestinian imperialism is justified, and that you either bend to our demands and CONCEDE or we dare execute what comes naturally to us, that which pumps blood to the farthest corners of our vessel. Our WILL baby!!! Mmm mmm bitch! Look at us go!!! And then be immediatley sabatoged by counter intel. Fuck. Me.

Global currency to replace American one?

WORLD BANK PLEDGES TRANSLATED (Translations in red… duh)

1) “Continue our vigorous efforts and take whatever further actions are necessary to stabilize the financial system.”
TRANSLATION: PRINT MORE MONEY!!!

2) “Recognize the importance of monetary policy support, as deemed appropriate to domestic conditions.”
TRANSLATION: LEND MONEY AT INTEREST TO COUNTRIES WE’VE BANKRUPTED… AND PRINT MORE MONEY!!!

3) Use fiscal measures to stimulate domestic demand to rapid effect, as appropriate, while maintaining a policy framework conducive to fiscal sustainability.
TRANSLATION: ENCOURAGE THE INDISCRIMINATE CONSUMPTION OF GOODS AND SERVICES WHILE SUSTAINING THE OPPRESSIVE FINANCIAL SYSTEM (i.e. not the environment)

4) “Help emerging and developing economies gain access to finance in current difficult financial conditions, including through liquidity facilities and program support.”
TRANSLATION: SCREW OVER ANYONE NOT IN THE G 20, AND WORKERS IN THE G 20 COUNTRIES DEMANDING SHITTY JOBS… WITH THE MONEY WE MADE THAT THEY WILL ALL PAY FOR IN DEATH AND TAXES

5) “We stress the International Monetary Fund’s (IMF) important role in crisis response (OR CRISIS GENERATION!), welcome its new short-term liquidity facility, and urge the ongoing review of its instruments and facilities to ensure flexibility.”
TRANSLATION: We encourage the exploitation of contrived crises to the fullest extent possible permitted by the international laws we right, and submit are committed to auditing ourselves diligence

6) “Encourage the World Bank and other multilateral development banks (MDBs) to use their full capacity in support of their development agenda, and we welcome the recent introduction of new facilities by the World Bank in the areas of infrastructure and trade finance.”
TRANSLATION: WE SUPPORT OUR OWN AGENDA!

“Ensure that the IMF, World Bank and other MDBs have sufficient resources to continue playing their role in overcome Commitment to an Open Global Economy”
TRANSLATION: PRINT LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY!!!

“We recognize that these reforms will only be successful if grounded in a commitment to free market principles, including the rule of law, respect for private property, open trade and investment, competitive markets, and efficient, effectively regulated financial systems.”
TRANSLATION: WE REQUIRE THE OPPRESSIVE CAPITALIST SYSTEM AND ALL ITS CORRUPTIBLES TO CARRY OUT THIS AGENDA, AND SHOULD CONTINUE TO EMPHASIZE ITS SPECIFIC BENEFITS WHILE DOWNPLAYING THE BROAD INJUSTICES LEFT IN ITS WAKE, WHILE WE PLAN TERRORIST ATTACKS AND WAGE NEW WARS ON THESE HOPELESSLY DEPENDENT BITCH SLAVES!!!!! YIPPIEEEEEE!!!

“These principles are essential to economic growth and prosperity and have lifted millions out of poverty(*FAIL!!!), and have significantly raised the global standard of living (i.e. Walmart, 1 year warranties and planned obsolescence restricting techonologies natural evolution, fuck that shit holmes). Recognizing the necessity to improve financial sector regulation, we must avoid over-regulation that would hamper economic growth and exacerbate the contraction of capital flows, including to developing countries.

TRANSLATION: WE MUST AVOID DOING THINGS THAT MAY ACTUALLY IMPROVE THE SITUATION FROM THE BITCH SLAVES POINT OF VIEW
http://www.huliq.com/1/79220/g-20-makes-six-pledges-toward-new-world-order

Michel Chossudovsky breaks it all down in plain English! (April 5th, 2009 From the Center for Global Research)

Our financiers owned everything and no one was buying anything, so we printed more and lent it to them!!!
AT INTEREST!!!
LOL!!!!
NOW DATS BALLIN NUKKAZ!

The G20 collective, like the USA, is planning on boosting that which caused the problem in the first place, slapping gagged protesters in the facebook, all under the blanket of Obamas superstardom. The New world order will grow to fruition as fk you loans, secularist materialism, the socio-techno digital mindfuk and eugenics programs are forced on countries in the name of freeDUMB growth and prosperity, only to leave the planet as a shriveled exhausted mass of carbon when they get they technology to GTFO off this piece!!!

Welcome to the New World Order!!
quite similar to old one (but with scary music)

The articles headline is accurate with one small exception, the plans for global monetary domination preceded the Obama show, and will surely succeed him. To give him credit for pioneering the NWO agenda will be a convenient talking point for Fox news, but thats about it. Obama was used to sell the new world order, he is a middle man, and about as relevant to the agenda as the protesters were to the G20 actors. But tell that to Americans awakening to the fact they have been disowned by their multnational investors. BOOYAKASHA MON!

FOX NEWS IS COOL NOW!!! WHEW!!! NO NEED TO PROBE FURTHER!!!

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From the Colosseum to Wrigley Field: A fadstomp commentary on the competitive aspects of rebellion

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