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Tuesday September 7th 2010

Slavorade G8 Powerthirst

G8ORADE

Hey, do you an obsessive thirst for power ? Try G8TORADE. Energy drinks for people who fuck the world over and lie to them . With all new flavors like Shock troop slave berry. Shock troop slaver Berry, it’s like adding fascism to an electrical storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna get fucked and like it ..oR else. thirsty for oil , thirsty for power , thirsty for nations of bitches, try one of 8 refreshing flavors including , flag waving bitch nation , warmonger profit bitch , and IMF debt bitch

What’s that? You want democracy? Well how about bankistocracy? Made with real fake fiat currency berry. Debt (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll have lots of debt. It’s an energy drink for slaves. Slaverade. Like freedom? – well try free dum – its not free, it makes you dum and You will pay with your life .

Like to Protest ineffectively, protest is laughable, don’t waste your time , G8TORADE has force, turbo force, power force, more force than your body has room for. You’ll be so fucked, Chinese people will be like, “how you like to suuuuuckkk diiiiick white boy” And you’ll be like, “I want my mommy” and start believing in the Penus project.

G8TORADE has greedy-berry so much greed, greed (aaaahhhhh!) just greedy all the time. Power greed, money berry , slave berryry, hunger berry, war berry, debt berry , power spawning death berry. You’ll die so many times. you’ll die over and over again – G8TORADE will bring you back to life so you can – pay taxes – then die again – B4 we steal your internal organs so rich people can go on fucking you.

G8TORADE will Make your babies into fascist Shock troops. Make your babies fuck terror suspects. make your babies fuck Muslims, sand niggers , brown people , hippies and liberals . People will watch them fucking and think I want them to fuck me. They’ll fuck harder than the cia , the fbi, mi5, men in black or Scientology , theyll fuck protesters, with their baby dicks, and they’ll cum red hot lava in your anus. G8TORADE costs more than you can afford, but you ll swallow it and pay the bill

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your tyrrany . Try G8TORADE, the fascism that will make you (aaahhh!) slaves (aaahhh!).

now available while sleeping , stupefied by drugs , indulging in fantasies of personal sovereignty and wishing it wasn’t true.

G8orade – Vince IL sate

5 Comments for “Slavorade G8 Powerthirst”

  • Doug says:

    I just love the Slaveraid with Genetically Modified Corn Chips! Make me see feel like my guts are on FIRE! Whoo Hoo! Yea!

  • Luis A. Diaz says:

    The U.S.is polishing the system tha was establish by the spanish,French, English, Poruguese, etc.a long time ago, that force of slavary is called COLONIZATION. Example, yes I know one very good, is been running in my blood all my life,yes, my country never been free, we suffer COLONIALISM for over 600 years and that country is called Puerto Rico.

  • Sheople fcker. says:

    I wanna get fcked. Where can I buy this? I have 4 credit cards and I think ones not maxed out.

  • d lowe ness says:

    BRILLIANT !!! had to watch it three times… then went to clean my undies…

  • frank pantera says:

    Funny shit man!!!


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