Imaginary Hamas leaders have criticized the recent flotilla of aid ships as being “futile , ineffective cowardly intellectual posturing” and a waste of the lives of those who died. In a made up interview with FKN Newz a Hamas spokesperson didnt say…
How about you send us some guns you stinking cowards , were FKN dieing here , they bomb our homes, our schools, our hospitials and you watch. Our women die at their checkpoints our children are starving to death and you watch. We live like rats in the sewer that is Gaza, choking on our spit, walled in like cattle and you watch .
We are fighting for our lives against one of the most technologically advanced armed forces on earth, we are out numbered , out gunned and surrounded, what do you send ? Blankets! Cement! Rice cakes …are you fkn serious , you dont think we have enough fkn blankets , every time the Israelis bomb fuck out of the UN send s FKN blankets , what you think maybe the fkn bombs will bounce of you fkn blankets ….
How about you send us some Apache helicopters and Tanks eh , how about you even up the odds a little eh , you know a nuclear bomb would be useful , an aircraft carrier also but even a few surface to air missiles or bazzookas would help.
Let us be real we both know you r not going to do these things , becuase you are filthy hypocritical cowards, youare going to say many things”oh its terrible , oh its awful , oh i can barely stand to watch and write my newspaper column condeming the nast y Israelies ooh dear oh dear …but you rnot going to do anything useful , at all , ever… Your going to watch us die, your going to shake your heads and tut and say its so sad while we are murdered slowly , day after day , year after year, while you watch it happen and send us more blankets.
Well fk you , you can keep your fkn blankets , and your fkn cholcolate bars , if thats all your gonning to do , fk you all, and thanks for nothing.
That is brilliant! At least send them some Styrofoam and 2 stroke fuel!