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Tuesday September 7th 2010

Chem Trail Venus Project Freeman Woo

Death suffering and misery on planet earth,all solved by the penis er Venus project
chemtrails a secret government plan to kill us all or just a minor respiratory irritant
Freemen and lawful rebellion ,the foundation of our liberty or selfish wishful thinking you decide

Hello electricity bills welcome to the FKN newz im rolling a fat one here are the headlies to night….

The Venus project will save the world from famine , consumerism , deforestation , overfishing, pollution and the collective stupidity of humanity, by building circular cities full of blocks of flats and letting computers make all the decisions…so say its proponents and its its chief fantasist er creator Jaque fresco. Hailed by many as the answer to all our problems – just as soon as we work out how to do it- the Venus project will replace money , do away with countries, end war and fulfill the lives of very human on earth, bar none, for ever. Or your resource based economy back, guaranteed . Heres me pretending to buy the whole thing so i can sell you a DVD pack for $295…..

The single most important aspect of the penis project is the social direction of all nations working together on the restoration of the environment, in a resource-based economy. We will use imagination to get earths nations working together, restoring the environment will be accomplished by building giant new cities taking advantage of the latest unproven technologies. the resources for these will simply be imagined, so that no harm comes to the earth. An interdisciplinary army of qualified personnel, will work on automated systems to produce and supply goods and services on a massive scale – whilst simultaneously protecting the environment er somehow. These armies are the future,large peaceful armies restoring and preserving the earth- whilst supplying goods and services on a massive scale er somehow. This army will be imagined, avoiding the need for any organised structure or hierarchy..twitch a vast global qualified army , under not my er no ones command twitch.. creating a vast computer model of the earth and its resources , in 3d , on a big screen, in a room full of young people wearing tight nylon uniforms twitch make it so no 1….Once we have created the global resource based economy , robots will do most of the work and the things we need and desire, will just be given to us by automated machines, like in star trek , where captain picard just asks for earl Grey hot, and it pops out of the machine, just Imagine that. Robots will make the robots that make the robots and The robots that make the robots will be imagined so as not to destroy the earth and of course nobody will actually work , except those nice people in Starbucks and KFC. Er Unless you want a shot of the giant digger that mines the bauxite for all the shiny aluminum we need for the robots – because in the future everybody does whatever they want . The first phase of The penus Project’ is already underway. Jacque Fresco owns a 22-acre home in Florida which he shares with no one , jaque will , give you er i mean sell you for money,.. Four DVDs, a pamphlets, and the book, The Best That Money Can’t Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty, and War, for $295 , including a bonus imaginary DVD titled – HahA somebody actually bought into my absurd fantasy. Hundreds of futuristic models, plus many computer animations and renderings, have been completed to help sell you er visualize this imaginary future. The Venus project is not fantasy techno fascism , its a dream of total global scientific rule , that everybody magically agrees to accept one day, without making the decision to do it and without giving it any real thought. Some people have questions about the Penis project er Venus project , most of them are just not smart enough to get it from the facile and naive outline jaque has given. So Here are some of there silly questions and the Venus projects comprehensive answers drawn from millions of years of human experience and evolution..
Who makes the decisions in a resource based economy? – No one does.
all decisions are made by Computers with electronic sensors throughout the entire industrial, physical complex they will make more appropriate decisions than humans…No really they will , of course well imagine all those computers and the energy they use so as not to destroy the earth …
Cab you Describe the distribution of consumer goods , like telephones, computers etc
there will be 3-D, flat-screen imaging capability in each home. If you desire an item, place an order and the item is automatically delivered to your place of residence. All raw materials for the manufacture of these products will be transported to factories by automated transportation such as boats, monorails, mag-lev trains, pipelines, pneumatic tubes, and imaginary 40 ton trucks running on dream fuel . Wont that be great – when our planetary resources are held as the common heritage of all the earth’s inhabitants. and The current practice of rationing resources through monetary methods is irrelevant. Then, buck rodgers can sit in front of a 3d screen, order anything he wants to be made by robots, then jerk off to pictures of barberella and gobble another jam doughnut
Im sure ive answered all your petty questions now so why not by the DVD’s.
The Venus project, imagining the future so we dont have to live in the present…

We interrupt the fkn newz Now for a pubic safety announcement …

People of earth I bring you grave news..our lives are in danger, the very air we all breath is being contaminated by something or other , im not sure exactly what it is, it might be barium , or aluminum, or it might be a nano technology designed to kil you but not the people spraying it, because they have immunized themselves against it ..er whatever it is – anyway It might be a slow acting virus or mind control drug , or even the secret ingredients of jet fuel, we just dont know for sure what it is .We do know that its in the air ,look up and you will see them everywhere, trails of chem, unidentified chem, being sprayed all over earth , killing millions , well not really but killing somebody somewhere, I think although , if you ask me i wont be able to tell you with any certainty of the death of anyone directly killed by the trails of chem. Nonetheless the danger is real. As you can see I have taken the appropriate steps to protect my self from these deadly er dangerous , well potential quite unpleasant trails of chem. It would of course be utter hypocrisy and bunkum for me to tell people repeatedly that they are in danger from trails of chem if i myself were breathing in the stuff i was warning people about. So go quickly now to ebay and equip yourselves with gas masks and NBC suits as all chem trail proponents have , er well not all of them , but most of them , well some of them , ok its just me then. but thats becuase only I underatnd the real dangers of these secret spraying of chem that you and everybody elese can see. Do you see , do you seee, here is a picture of a chemtrial , and here is the camera i filmed it on and here is the shop i bought the camera in , and the car i drove there in , this is the factory it was made in , and this is the power station making the electricity for my internet connection to tell you about it , do you see. only I , with my pseudo science and time lapse videos, can save you from starving to death along with 100’s millions of people and 15 million children a year , er I mean Only I can alert you to the slight danger that other than air pollution from cars and industry – which definetly killed i/2 million people last yerar – trails of chem might not be very nice, though were not sure really …but you have been warned….a lot

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Thanks and now the weather – 100 of millions of humans starving to death all over earth every year , except here where the shops are – a holocaust of brown children every 3 months in Africa completely ignored by the people here and here. with shopping , posturing , hypocrisy and other obvious delusions all over the internet , likely to continue till the death of the human species..

Have nice weekend


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5 Comments for “Chem Trail Venus Project Freeman Woo”

  • some guy says:

    kinda gutted to see u fly at the venus project and freeman movement at the same time, some semi good points and some utter non-sense, im happy to laugh at myself and even the things i believe in, but that video felt uncomfortable.

    just for fun, why not make a video showing a viable alternative to capitalism, this isn’t a dig at you, but a genuine challenge, give it some thought, see how it goes.

    p.s. in the event deek actually reads this, i saw you in the elections live, without knowing you were planning it. i nearly jumped off my seat laughing, genius!

    p.p.s. the reason the freeman movement appears so fkd, is that you have no end of people echoing others, without sources and the whole thing has turned abit chinese whispers, it did however inspire me to study law at uni and find out for myself. alot of it is looking very possible and very real.

    p.p.s. if you don’t want a government, but do want co-operation and a higher standard of living for everyone, what central device do you use to keep everything tied together if not a computer? history has shown people can’t exactly be trusted.

  • Farian says:

    Can’t see what the issue is…. Deek states facts about what the CT’s possibly are… he takes the piss, and rightly so, out of the ” your all going to die right now massive” …..people claiming the illuminazi are trying to kill us with CT’s should be shot or at least whipped many times…. Weather Modification / CT’s / Geo Engineering is about the Planet being fucked… Solar Rays , ice ages and all that ‘we’re gonna die’ stuff….
    which is covered by Deek, Awarenes has been raised….

    So Comedians can’t take the piss outta truth seekers eh ?

    Us truth seekers, need to be serious, and not ridicule our findings…. comedians need to keep us smiling, whatever, cos it’s gonna be even more shit otherwise….

    now whats all this about starving people ?? ;’)..

  • Guy says:

    I agree with what Claire just said!

  • FKN Newz says:

    Deek-
    Most days I am with you 100%, but today, I wonder what you are thinking?

    Im a comedian making fun of what i find absurd is my job.

    I don’t claim to know what the “chemtrails” I want to KNOW, I ask the question, “WTF is that?” What I KNOW is that the planes did not make tic-tac-toe boards of the sky when I was a kid, so the “contrail” explanation does not work for me.

    What does work for you ? what scale of human misery should we use? I like death toll, tell me the death toll from chemtrails ? People who say they care – BTW I dont – could start with the most death and work their way down , other wise it looks like they are at best myopic or worse they are delusional.

    It is like saying I believe there were no planes on 9-11 because I do not buy the official lie. And as for sovereignty, I am truly shocked that you ridicule those of us who have just said “All the governments are too corrupt, I withdraw consent.”

    Talk is cheap..got any pictures of you chained up outside the MOD

    Yes, it is mostly a meaningless gesture, the goons still scare me into paying taxes… but it is important to make the decision to self govern.

    What do you govern your choice of shop to buy jam, or which channel to watch next?

    Choosing to be governed by any other human is essentially choosing slave-hood. I would really have thought you understood what the sovereignty movement is about better than it seems you do.

    Enlighten me as to the practical and useful actions of the SM

    Like the “Gay pride” thing, there are lots of “flamers” out there doind idiotic things, but most of us do this really radical thing of, well, growing a garden, getting off grid best we can, striving to be self-sufficient and making the networks needed to fill the gaps in our ability to survive – all without government intervention. I have not filed any papers with anyone… I do not consent to their governance, why would I jump through paper hoops for them? I simply live mey life, and I do my best to do the right thing and be a good person. Self governance, done right, eliminates the need for authority figures. It is the ultimate coupe…

    HAHAHAH …. funny stuff

    What if they had an election and we all said “None of you get to rule over anything but your dog. And even your dog can try to run away…”
    Maybe you need to roll another fat one?

    Maybe you dont

    Have a great day, and thanks for all you do for truth.

    Truth cannot be agreed upon by any 2 people – reasonable people can however agree on the facts – you comment was short on facts but long on opinion

    Claire

  • Claire says:

    Deek-
    Most days I am with you 100%, but today, I wonder what you are thinking? I don’t claim to know what the “chemtrails” I want to KNOW, I ask the question, “WTF is that?” What I KNOW is that the planes did not make tic-tac-toe boards of the sky when I was a kid, so the “contrail” explanation does not work for me. It is like saying I believe there were no planes on 9-11 because I do not buy the official lie. And as for sovereignty, I am truly shocked that you ridicule those of us who have just said “All the governments are too corrupt, I withdraw consent.” Yes, it is mostly a meaningless gesture, the goons still scare me into paying taxes… but it is important to make the decision to self govern. Choosing to be governed by any other human is essentially choosing slave-hood. I would really have thought you understood what the sovereignty movement is about better than it seems you do. Like the “Gay pride” thing, there are lots of “flamers” out there doind idiotic things, but most of us do this really radical thing of, well, growing a garden, getting off grid best we can, striving to be self-sufficient and making the networks needed to fill the gaps in our ability to survive – all without government intervention. I have not filed any papers with anyone… I do not consent to their governance, why would I jump through paper hoops for them? I simply live mey life, and I do my best to do the right thing and be a good person. Self governance, done right, eliminates the need for authority figures. It is the ultimate coupe… What if they had an election and we all said “None of you get to rule over anything but your dog. And even your dog can try to run away…”
    Maybe you need to roll another fat one?
    Have a great day, and thanks for all you do for truth.
    Claire


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