FKN Newz

Stooge doesn’t believe climate change can help him fuck the
world for a buck
hes sure it means the end of consumerism and his masters life of slavery and exploitation.
and debt

the ghost of all gore haunts him with a message of
greed and deception

Then Stooge is visited by spitits of climate change past present and future
spirit one says climate change in past didnt get taxed
boo hooo
what a waste
spirit no 2 says lets tell an enormous lie a bout how to we can all continue shopping and fkking the planet
I f we swallow stupid pills drop our pants for the banks
saving the economy one more time

Spirit 3 shows stooge a bleak future where shopping is dead,
people look after themselves and governments are paid the minimum wage,

Stooge wakes up on climate change day swears to change yours ways
from that day forward he makes it his business to make you keep climate change close to your heart
you will be blamed for it ,
you will celebrate it
and you will pay for it,
while shopping continues
for ever

Have a Merry Climate Change