hello taxable carbon life forms welcome to the fknnewz im deciding your future – on tonight’s show – War on Morons Ordono mundi leader of The astronomers religion – some say the greatest religion in the universe – declares war on the dark forces of moron – Dr Doom on how were all gonna die – and some good news about the lisbon treaty from Charlie Veitch our good news corespondent..but now the headlies tonight..
An unidentified suicide bomber was awarded the nobel peace prize in oslo today, for not killing lots of people sometime in the future..critics of the award say the bomber doesn’t deserve the prize because he is in fact dead having already blown himself up last week killing 170 people..the Nobel committee has defended its decision saying – “he wont be doing that again “
In a related story police in Afghanistan say Am er ica – the extreme nationalist terror group – have claimed responsibility for the thousands of trained killers in their country, and the frequent deaths of women and children. A mer ica leader Barrack Obama has sworn to uphold profit and corruption from arms sales all over earth.
In the UK Alastair darling;s PBR has been well received by very rich people and our shadowy puppet masters. it contained no mention of who we owe 1.5 trillion pounds to or what well have to do for them now we are their bitches.Some say well be powerless gimpoid debt slaves sucking a giant cock of lies , while the very rich fuck us so hard with the dick of profit our heads will explode from the combined spunk of lies and exploitation. Gordon brown says cuts in spending will be enough.
Our guest tonight is Ordonom Mundi spiritual leader of the Astronomers which they claim is the greatest religion on earth – The astronomers have declared war on stupidity or moron as they put it – before we speak to our guest tonight heres clip –
Earth , as far as we know the only place life exists anywhere in Universe, a special place, rare, unique,fragile, irreplaceable, our home – All the people of earth are all in grave danger, not from terrorists or natural forces, not from climate change or disease but from the dark forces of moron. Moron the dark lord of stupidity , the bringer of dumb, the harbinger of delusion, walks the earth . His followers the Morons do his work , spreading dumb, doing dumb , being dumbd.The dumbness envelopes us all in a great dark shadow of moron, where few can see and the light of knowledge is dim. For these are the Dim AGES. Belief and delusion, the pillars of Morons evil work, abound across the earth , Imaginary beings, unsustainable economics, Moron feeds on the fantasy lives of billions of Humans as they grope though the glory of existence hobbled by collective stupidity, blinded by ignorance, crippled by lies. Now we must fight back , now you must take sides and arm yourself for none will be spared and none will be untouched in – The WAR ON Moron –
If you want to see the whole thing check out theastronomer.org or our blog,tube,space,twit – Ordono welcome to the show – tell us a little more about the war on Moron Ye are all born morons only By ridding ourselves and the world of ignorance we can we be saved from stupidity and dumbness few Astronomers have been fighting the forces of Moron with the sacred facts since the dawn of time. But now we need all humans whether morons now or were in the past to join the astronomers and become smart, for every human on the eternal road of infinite study is one less followers of the dark forces of Moron..There may be as many as 6.5 billion morons on earth its hard to tell, but we can and must save them all for our great prophet – Morthen Lieklee – hath said ,one idiot can spoil it for us all.
Ordono mundi there and if you want to join the astronomers hit the link.
(why) Peak people is NOT peak profit$
Now Dr Doom and how your gonna die -
As The Great Die-Off Event(s) inevitably wind-up/kick-off (impacts humans), TOO many ‘entrepreneurs’ (err, entre predators) will discover /find/ make ways & means to directly/privately profit by/from/off the fear, loathing, misery/suffering and deaths of ‘fellow’ man and continued war on all life.this is AKA ‘reason #69′ why humans will (must) go extinct. Cap and trade the officiall sanctioned solution to carbon based climate change treats – The entirety of planetary resources including all/ any life as we know it (incl. our own) is and shall ever remain but transient commodities and futures to be ‘traded’ (conned-summed, depleted, exploited, stolen) so that rich FKs can get richer and their spawn may (somehow/where) survive the coming decades of descending darkness) and thereby be the genetic seed/future of the new/next race of ‘men’ – all from or at the ‘expense’ (toil/misery/risk/suffering/extinction) of any/all others ..for those of you interested our forthcoming crash can be referred to as – the simian mega-croak
Terrian-cull – Twilight of the God Apes – global extinction derby, ultimate edition
societal collapse lottery (100 million suckers for every marginally temporal ‘winner’)
- the End of the Anthropocenian Age, final age of Holocene epoch
Dawn of the Neopliocene epoch, the post-Apocalian Age or the Exponential Energetic Extractive Expungement Ecology Extinctive (re)Evolutionary Event – enjoy..
The lisbon treaty has been hailed as avery bead deal for everybody , nobody wants it , nobody asked for it , we all got it, its undemocratic, well be ruled by a corporate civil service , treating us like pets that shop for their masters in a giant federal shopping state owned by Olmert or something like that , but heres Charlie Vetch our good news corespondent with the upside of the story….
Thanks Charlie, that is good news,
Join us next week on the fkn news when we expose the truth about watermelons in the masons – the secret symbology in scrabble pieces and how a few wealthy banking families hollowed out the earth to play flying saucer polo..thanks for watching heres the weather
thick fog obscures much of the truth about human activity until the weekend, during the weekend a few cans of beer and a bottle of wine will brighten everyone up , before slavery, exploitation and lies return by monday morning making us ambivalent about the suffering of others as we help fuk the planet up to make our masters richer
have a nice weekend
