Fritzl reserve imprisoned and raped America a secret economic dungeon
Pope Benedict the nazi-teenth comes clean in a condom er about condoms
Climate cliches could be unstoppable “by the end of the century” say analists
Terrorists strike pizza delivery ,invasion, airstrikes and regime change planned
Hello economic slaves welcome to the fkn news im your daddy now, here are trhe headlies tonight..
The Fritzeral reserve in america has confessed to imprisoning its country in economic slavery for nearly a hundred years, during that period the fritzeral reserve raped the country thousands of times taking away vast amounts in interest payments . the abuse only came to light last year when its owners murdered the american economy by letting it die from debt.
Prosecutors had alleged that the supply of fiat currency at interest to a nation state was part of the corrupt and opppressive agenda of fitzeral reserve to keep the people of the country its slaves, in an economic dungeon constructed under its house. In damp and dark rooms kept secret from ther rest of the world fritzeral reserve printed worthless wood pulp money whenever it wanted , pumping it into the people of america again and again and again. Most recently The fritzeral reserve forced america to perform oral economics on it , saying it had to swallow. 1.2 trillion dollars. Untill the shock confession The fritzeral reserves defence had been that it was protecting the country form instability and filthy communism but after its recent injection of funds, it decided to come clean, not saying “ I just wanted to increase debt some more, so that america would always need me , so that there would be no escape from my control , in my own way i love my country being my slave , making my owners rich, being able to fuck the countries whole er I mean the whole country whenever we want” During its confession the people of america watched fox news, listened to the wind between their ears and had a coke…Moron that story later
Pope nazi benedict the fourth riech, hes reiterated the catholics churchs objection to personal freedom,er i mean wearing condoms In africa , europe , america ..well anywhere really…Pope Benedict the naziteenth is a man of enormous authority. and When he says “don’t use condoms – even to prevent the spread of Aids” it has a significant impact among hundreds of millions of people. Africans – 22 million of whom are infected with HIV – hang on his every word, that makes his statement aboard the plane heading to Cameroon this week all the more significant. heres his imaginary staement – God doesnt gives a fuck about people who die from aids, I mean why would he want to put a dent in the 1 million deaths every year from unsafe sex, when the gates of heaven are open for business..Oh not that god wants you to die , he just wants you to live under his constant and childish tyrrany or die a slo and painful death , or die a slo and expensive death paying for those “treatements “ that extend your life without completely curing you… kerching for the vatican banks investments in pharmacutical companies, god also told me to tell you he hates people who dont obey him so watch out ..sieg heil er amen…The catholic church is the single richest institution on earth and has been know to launder money for the CIA and other criminals, but I guess when gods on your side thats ok
Enviromental news now – Climate change cliches could be unstoppable by the end of the century said proffessor beddington of the uk sustainable development conference 09.. also known as the “more business from fear of nature” contrick 09..heres his imaginary statement from monsantos hospitality suite in a posh hotel somehwere in london …”We can’t afford to be complacent. At present, 30-40% of all crops are lost due to pest and disease before they are harvested. “We have to address that. We need more disease-resistant and pest-resistant plants and better practices,”cough monsanto” better harvesting procedures. preferably ones that involve using my masters products and making them a lovely profit ,-monsanto- we dont need to look at non commercial alternatives at all ,,do you hear “Genetically-modified food could also be part of the solution.cough “monsanto” We need plants that are resistant to drought and salinity – a mixture of genetic modification and conventional plant breeding.coucg monsanto” Prof Beddington is chairing a subgroup of a new Cabinet Office task force set up to tackle food security…food security gosh our food needs protected quick call a majot multinational , ill bet they know what to do to us, i mean about it…He wants policy-makers in the European Commission to receive the same high level of scientific advice as the new US president, Barack Obama cough monsanto””.
In the UK dissident irish republicans have shot and killed two pizzas in protest at the piss process er i mean processed pizza, er peace process. britain and america have pressed the UN for a strongly worded resolution sanctioning regime change , aerial bombardement and possibly an invasion of southern ireland by A coalition of the willing, of southern Ireland where the terrorists are thought o be hiding . primeminister gordon brown didnt say ..ohhh ahhhh aogh evil teroor acts of , national seceurity , our troops serving our pizzas , will not take away our freedom to take away, ahh ohh ,,,use of force will be proportionate and effective , I have ordered the bombing of dublin , murder of the countries government , and the straffing of innocent civilians in the street , …We are on the side of freedom , pizza and democracy, our troops will be sacraficed to ensure no one else gets what they want except us..now arrest yoursleves if you dont agree with me or the police state im constructing for you , itll be quicker and cheaper in the long run..ooh ahhh
Gordon brown there reminding us of why were the greatest cunts on earth , er country greatest country on earth ..
thanks now the wearther
lies hypocrisy and oppression all over earth , gradually being replaced with shopping ,delusion and shallow self gratification
have anice weekend
