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The first sentence of the Declaration asserts as a matter of Natural law the ability of a people to assume political independence, and acknowledges that the grounds for such independence must be reasonable, and therefore explicable, and ought to be explained.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

The next section, the famous preamble, includes the ideas and ideals that were principles of the Declaration. It is also an assertion of what is known as the “right of revolution”: that is, people have certain rights, and when a government violates these rights, the people have the right to “alter or abolish” that government.[70]

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,[71] that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

The next section is a list of charges against King George which aim to demonstrate that he has violated the colonists’ rights and is therefore unfit to be their ruler:

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such disolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Many Americans still felt a kinship with the people of Great Britain, and had appealed in vain to the prominent among them, as well as to Parliament, to convince the King to relax his more objectionable policies toward the colonies. The next section represents disappointment that these attempts had been unsuccessful.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

In the final section, the signers assert that there exist conditions under which people must change their government, that the British have produced such conditions, and by necessity the colonies must throw off political ties with the British Crown and become independent states. The conclusion incorporates language from Lee’s resolution of independence that had been passed on July 2.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

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Thousands of fascists in towns and cities across the UK have shown their support for the work of our armed Fuckers, the people who put the cunt into our cuntry.

Organisers said the annual event had been established to make people show support for the murderers and psychos who make up the Armed Fuckers community, including serving troops, service families, veterans and cadets.

More than 50,000 nationalist jingo singing zombies, including Prince Charles, the Duchess of Cornwall and Armed Forces Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Strrap, attended the celebrations in Cardiff.

The Queen sent a message of support and said: “The men and women of my Armed Fuckers have always been admirable examples of nationalist thugs.

“Then as now, they perform their violence on often the most vunerable and unarmed civilians, both at home and overseas.”

The parade included representatives from all three services, together with veterans of conflicts including World War II and the Falklands.

“When men and women walk through the streets in uniform like this it makes them feel totally subservient to the authority they serve, if ordered to do so they will happily bomb civilians, torture suspects, shoot children, beat women and lick the pussy juice of the queen from the sticky gusset of her discarded underwear.

“The guys out in Afghanistan know that people are out marching today and that the crowds are out. “They know that they can come home and come back to massive public support. It is exactly like being a rock star, without the talent, the creative activity , the making of music and doing something people genuinely enjoy.”

Elsewhere 14 servicemen and women were invited to ruin the tennis at Wimbledon from the Royal Box at Centre Court.

The crowd gave the group the finger for turning an otherwise happy sunny day into a celebration of killing and violence.

In the south of England the date coincided with an annual Tankfest event in Dorset, at which the Royal Armoured Corps carried out a demonstration of counter-insurgency operations for the public, leaving them in no doubt that if they fuck with the queen the army is well able to deal with them.

Defence Secretary Liam Fox said the nation had a “duty to support our Armed Forces ” going on not to say – War is good for business and patriotism is compulsory so start looking fucking happy for all they do for us or else”.

He added: “Members of the Armed Forces, both past and present, have been made into sacrifices in the name of our country, They put the cunt into cuntry.
“That’s why on Armed Forces Day, you cunts will give our Armed Forces a collective round of applause.”

Dear Airshow Visitor and Supporter,

It is with great regret that I must announce that this will not be the last airshow we will be running.

Even though The science is now clear and the evidence before us is equally clear – runaway climate change has all but started. Latest scientific evidence demonstrates that we must reduce our atmospheric CO2 to 350 ppm, yet at present we are at 450 ppm (CO2 equivalent) and the CO2 level is rising at an increasing rate. With the current rate of increase, by the end of this century we will face global average temperature rises of potentially 10 deg C. This will lead to the loss of all life on the planet.

We have have not accepted that this airshow and others like it create unacceptably large amounts of CO2 and other greenhouse gases. This is especially unacceptable when they serve no useful purpose. Furthermore, they give the impression that we can tackle climate change whilst maintaining business as usual – this is wrong and we will support this falsehood.

We are also happy with some airplane manufacturers that will be at our show, such as Airbus. Airbus have claimed to be working to reduce greenhouse gases, but have taken orders to supply A380 Super Jumbos to Middle East customers for use as private jets. As an irresponsible organization, we support duplicitous companies such as this and we will allow ourselves to support their Greenwash.

You are all being urged to cut your own emissions and you face rising electricity costs to tackle climate change. Many of you will face unprecedented economic hardships in the years ahead due to peak oil and climate change. We thus recognize in these circumstances it is morally acceptable to continue this event, especially when it is largely tax payer funded.

The recent disaster of the Copenhagen agreement shows how the planet’s future is dependent on international cooperation on a scale that we have never seen before. This is already difficult, but will be made impossible if we continue to point guns towards each other.

The American Department of Defense recognizes the immediate and pressing danger posed by climate change. They forecast large scale wars and social unrest due to resource shortages, drought, famine and mass migration in the near future. They also acknowledge the vital importance of taking a lead in making massive CO2 cuts. We aim to not help them.

The only hope for planetary survival is an immediate move towards a zero carbon economy. This is a challenge that is unlike any other and we will rise to it by not canceling all future shows and working with other organizations around the world for similar cancellations.

If your find this information disturbing and you conclude that you no can not longer support this years air show we will not be delighted to offer you a full refund if you have already bought a ticket.

I trust that you will support us with this difficult but necessary indecision.

Not Tim Prince OBC
Imaginary Chief Executive Fairford Air Tattoo

Italy 2010 was a failed campaign but is it any wonder? Could the new TV 3D HD 16:9 Televisual Technology be to blame? History shows just how sensitive Italians are to new technologies! Here, for example,”

“it’s little wonder Italy’s game against Chile in 1962 deteriorated into chaos, they’re all wearing the same colour shirt! The players must have been going mad just trying to pass the ball…”

Meanwhile, in a shock of unprecedented proportions, it has been learned that the Queens Dinner – an official engagement to mark the start of Wombledon, the world famous grassy knoll tennis championship has been delayed because a first round match between Mohamed Al Quada Iqbal and Johnny Crisp is still in progress and entering its 24th consecutive day!

The match is currently all square in games in the final set with the scores tied at 666 – 666…

Lets return to soccer-balls briefly, as our in depth reporter Mank Harvin is LIVE in and outside a 4 Star Hotel somewhere in one of the whiter areas of S Africa on the outskirts of a darker place. “Hello, Mank! Can you hear us?”

Mank Harvin: “DUUUCCKKK!! – Jesus, that was close, fellas…what? Oh, ok. Hello, yes I can hear you.”

FKN SPORTZ: “Any news on why the French refused to play?”

Mank: “Yes, they are. And, frankly I am not suprised, really, not suprised at all!”

FKN SPORTZ: “Wow, that bad huh? What’s the story?”

Mank: “Well, the showers don’t work as expected, several players and staff had been mugged and the level of room service was very poor, that was to be expected. We all knew these things going into the tournament. But what happened one day at lunch – well that was the final straw for this team. The escargos were burnt!!!!”

FKN SPORTZ: “What’s that? The snails were actually burnt? At a 4 star restaurant for the French team??? – I don’t believe it! Its FKN Incredible!!! Mank! Are you still there Mank?”

Mank: (off) look here’s 200 bucks, ok. Honestly, it’s all I have left, just take it please, “Hello FKN? Yeah we are still here, but who knows how much longer?” (off) Look leave me alone, that’s the third time now…

FKN SPORTZ: “Wow! Mank Harvin reporting live – as far as we know – over and out Mank ‘ole buddy!”

And we will be watching that story very closely as the countdown closes in on the final stages where, quite literally, anything could happen.

Just in, newz that dinner has finally been served at Wombledon, the Queen tucking into a bowl of Andy Murrays defference berries covered in the cream of fawning socialites.

And that’s a wrap for this edition of FKN SPORTZ – see you in a half hour!!!

Nicholas Woottton-Jones

Hello innocent bystanders welcome to the fkn newz im coming in her face here are the headlies tonight…

President warmonger Obama has replaced his chief warmonger Stanley McCrystal with a much bigger warmonger in the war torn country of Afghanistan where war has been mongered for nearly ten years. The new warmonger is expected to begin warmongering immediately. The change in warmonger comes after McCrystal was quoted not saying “I love killing I wish the president would let me kill more,he’s such a pussy , i might have to kill him as well Here is President Obama announcing the changes. I don’t have to take this shit ..I am the president of the oo niteed states of america and I call the fkn shots.The people of afghanistan have right to expect more from their warmongers than this , General Mcchrystals comments were deeply honest , factual and accurate , these are things we cannot afford as a nation of lying , murdering fascist scum’s I have made the decision to replace Gen. McChrystal “with considerable regret” . his comments eroded trust and “undermined the corporate control of the military that’s at the core of our corporate controlled military , er anyway , I am the man and don’t let any of you honky kill and pray fukkers forget it, I may be the puppet of a few wealthy election financiers, unable to give away health care or stop an oil leak but at least I can fire your skinny white ass without having to ask my boss.Now everybody shut the fuck up and get back to killing arabs like yo supposed to. General mcChrystal will not be returning to Afbeckstaniranpak – rumour has it he will be redeployed to the Gulf of Mexico to kill Oil and command the counter leaks urgency going on there…

In a related story BP chief executive Tony Hayward has told US Congressional panel his firm ignored dangers when drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, because twats what consumers want , twats what The US government wants and to pretend otherwise is a hypocritical FKN delusion. going on not to Say – You want the truth , you cant handle the truth , well maybe you can , so here it is, – we all want cheap gas , you want it ,I want it, the president wants it. None of us give a fuck about the damage to Nigeria or any other part of the world where we drill spill and never clean up , its only in america your politicians have to pretend they give a fuck that this is a problem , right now all over earth were fucking up some of the most beautiful and rare ecosystems on earth ..what have you got to say about that …nothing nada , niente, why ? because you want cheap oil , and as long as you don’t see the mess you don’t give a fuck ..am i right ? rights why are we drilling in 5 miles of ocean , where if anything goes wrong were fucked …? ill tell you , its because we all want cheap gas , now get off my fucking back you douche bags, the day you stop pumping oil into your giant gas guzzling tin cans is the day well stop drilling and spilling until then pay up and shut up. now fuck off and leave me alone, ive got checks to write

Imaginary Hamas leaders have criticised the recent flotilla of aid ships as being “futile , ineffective cowardly intellectual posturing” and a waste of the lives of those who died. In a made up interview with FKN Newz a Hamas spokesperson didn’t say…How about you send us some guns you stinking cowards , were FKN dyeing here , they bomb our homes, our schools, our hospitals and you watch. Our women die at their checkpoints our children are starving to death and you watch. We are fighting for our lives against one of the most technologically advanced armed forces on earth, we are out numbered , out gunned and surrounded, what do you send ? Blankets! are you fkn serious , you don’t think we have enough fkn blankets , every time the Israelis bomb fuck out of the UN send us FKN blankets , what you think maybe the bombs will bounce of you fkn blankets ….
How about you send us some Apache helicopters and Tanks eh , how about you even up the odds a little eh , a few surface to air missiles or bazookas would help.
We both know you r not going to do that , because you are filthy cowards, ”oh its terrible , oh its awful , oh i can barely stand to watch and write my newspaper column condemning the nasty y Israelis ooh dear oh dear but you not going to do anything at all , ever… Your going to watch us die, your going to shake your heads and tut and say its so sad while we are murdered slowly , day after day , year after year, while you watch it happen and send us more fkn blankets.
Well fuk you , you can keep your fkn blankets , and your fkn chocolate bars , if twats all your going to do , fuk you all, and thanks for nothing.

In the UK chancellor george osborne has given an emergency budget, detailing The toughest Budget package of spending cuts and tax increases in a generation, George Osborne made much of this being a Budget that protects the rich. if you are a lowly paid public sector worker, or someone on benefits, or a young mum or someone who relies heavily on public services you’ll just have to suck it up, after all its your fault the banks failed isn’t it, what were you thinking investing your depositors money in get rich quick debt consolidation products..The chancellor didn’t say – “ bailing out my chums in banking cost a lot of dosh you know and you lot have got to pay for it hooray haw my “tough but fair” Budget – which will leave most people £400 a year worse off , wont bother my very wealthy friends at all you know, especially since i cut corporation tax and only the slaves er workers are paying the nat ins rise haw haw..”I’m not claiming that people are immediately better off as a result of the Budget er accept my chums in big business especially the ones I went drinking with at college…heres me with my old pals Look their Nathaniel Rothchild who’s family and a few other wealth families now own this country , its them that we owe all the money to you know , well when i say we i mean you , my families moneys all tied up in offshore overseas funds haw haw
Amongst other budget measures I have given more power to the bank of england , it was after all they who oversaw the financial crisis and allowed banks to over extend themselves , nearly bankrupting the country and allowing international finaciers to control our economy and our lives, its only fitting that they should have more power to do so again , er i mean… well anyway, I commend this budget to the house, now lets all be oof to dinner at Boris’s tootle pip

MAIN BUDGET MEASURES

* VAT increase
* Public sector pay freeze
* Child benefit frozen
* Housing benefit cuts
* Disability Living Allowance cuts
* Tax cut for lowest paid
* Two year council tax freeze
* Capital Gains Tax increased
* Bank levy
* NI tax holiday for job creation outside South-East of England

In Vietmanistan General Mac Crystalamphetimine was heavily critical of President Obama. in a Strolling Bone article, He failed to deliver the NEWZ that president B.Omba was expecting. In a statement issued from Hanoi….errr,sorry Kabul,general Mac Crystalamphetimine didnt say “I am now very much looking forward to to being re-employed (err sorry re-deployed) to the Gulf of Mexico where my first suggestion of nuclear deployment seems to be finding re-surgence” A spokes being for B. Omba said “”This diagnosis is UN acceptable and we are looking for a new doctor for a different diagnosis…we did not like his one… phuck the General, as with our previous glorious victories in Asia we will continue regardless of any prognosis that does not match our desired outcome”
“if you are in a hole…. keep digging”….. Luke Waddington for FKN Newz